I'm not Bi-polar, I'm Bi-Winning

I am happy to know I am not the only one that finds Charlie Sheen hysterically entertaining.  Charlie has reached over 2 million followers on twitter in 2 WEEKS, I am almost tempted to expand my social networking and open up a twitter account as well just to keep up to the date with the latest and greatest out of that mans mouth.  I was able to do an hour, YES a full hour of cardio on Saturday simply because I was watching the dateline interview, and man this stuff is addicting!!!

The lines that are coming out of this man's mouth at record pace are spreading like wildfire...here are some of my fave's if you have more, please add!!!  He is totally that guy!!!

"I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning"

"The last time I took drugs I probably took more than anyone could survive. I was banging seven gram rocks because that's how I roll. I have one speed, 'Go!' I have a different constitution, a different brain, a different heart. I got tiger blood man."

"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars." 

"I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground." 

"I have one speed, I have one gear....GO!"

"You can't process me with a normal brain."

"I'm dealing with fools and trolls, people that aren't special, people that don't have tiger blood."

"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen."

"Sorry my life is so much more bitchin then yours."

"Look at me...DUH"

"WINNING!!!!!"